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		<title>How would you solve this certain aspect of the divorce problem?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[For some of you who don&#8217;t know, America now has a 50+% divorce rate which anyone with a right mind could tell that its a big problem. Some sociologists and psychiatrists say that one way to solve the divorce problem is to teach people, especially children, the importance of strong family values and strength of [...]<p><a href="http://ocdivorcelaw.com/topblog/how-would-you-solve-this-certain-aspect-of-the-divorce-problem">How would you solve this certain aspect of the divorce problem?</a> is a post from: <a href="http://ocdivorcelaw.com/topblog">OC Divorce Law</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For some of you who don&#8217;t know, America now has a 50+% divorce rate which anyone with a right mind could tell that its a big problem.</p>
<p>Some sociologists and psychiatrists say that one way to solve the divorce problem is to teach people, especially children, the importance of strong family values and strength of character.</p>
<p>But modern day television shows plots where characters are divorced or remarrying and how involved characters deal with it. Even children&#8217;s shows have this, usually to help children deal with divorced or remarrying parents.</p>
<p>But the problem is these plots get misinterpreted by kids. That aside from learning how to deal, they get the impression that divorce IS inevitable. That marriage will ALWAYS be temporary.</p>
<p>So now how would you teach kids how to deal with their divorced/remarried parents AND at the same time teach them the importance of strong family values?</p>
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		<title>What percentage of divorced people get another divorce?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 15:42:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ocdivorcelawyer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m wondering how much the 50% divorce rate has been inflated by people who have had multiple divorces. Does anyone know what percentage of divorced people get another divorce? What percentage of divorced people get another divorce? is a post from: OC Divorce Law Technorati Tags: divorce rate, divorces<p><a href="http://ocdivorcelaw.com/topblog/what-percentage-of-divorced-people-get-another-divorce">What percentage of divorced people get another divorce?</a> is a post from: <a href="http://ocdivorcelaw.com/topblog">OC Divorce Law</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m wondering how much the 50% divorce rate has been inflated by people who have had multiple divorces.  Does anyone know what percentage of divorced people get another divorce?</p>
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		<title>What is the divorce rate between average americans and the celebrities?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 20:25:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ocdivorcelawyer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I need substantial proof and great information. Can anyone tell me what that rate of divorce between the famous celebs and the average americans are? What my actual question is; is the divorce rate among celebs higher than the divorce rate of average americans? Because in today&#8217;s society, in my opinion it seems average Joe&#8217;s [...]<p><a href="http://ocdivorcelaw.com/topblog/what-is-the-divorce-rate-between-average-americans-and-the-celebrities">What is the divorce rate between average americans and the celebrities?</a> is a post from: <a href="http://ocdivorcelaw.com/topblog">OC Divorce Law</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I need substantial proof and great information. Can anyone tell me what that rate of divorce between the famous celebs and the average americans are? What my actual question is; is the divorce rate among celebs higher than the divorce rate of average americans? Because in today&#8217;s society, in my opinion it seems average Joe&#8217;s can stick it out in marriage with more problems than the celebrities can? Anyone who can help me discover this assumption to be true would be terrific help to me!!!</p>
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		<title>Are you happy, no more fighting between red and blue states?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Red States&#8230; We&#8217;ve decided we&#8217;re leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we&#8217;re taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren&#8217;t aware, that includes Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the [...]<p><a href="http://ocdivorcelaw.com/topblog/are-you-happy-no-more-fighting-between-red-and-blue-states">Are you happy, no more fighting between red and blue states?</a> is a post from: <a href="http://ocdivorcelaw.com/topblog">OC Divorce Law</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear Red States&#8230;</p>
<p>         We&#8217;ve decided we&#8217;re leaving. We intend to<br />
form our own country, and  we&#8217;re taking the other Blue<br />
States with us.<br />
         In case you aren&#8217;t aware, that includes<br />
Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan,<br />
Illinois  and all the Northeast. We believe this split will<br />
be beneficial to the nation, and especially to  the people<br />
of the new country of New California.<br />
         To sum up briefly: You get  Texas, Oklahoma and<br />
all the slave states. We get stem cell research and the best<br />
beaches. We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood.<br />
We get Intel, Apple and Microsoft. You get WorldCom. We get<br />
Harvard. You get Ole&#8217; Miss.We get 85 percent of<br />
America&#8217;s venture capital and  entrepreneurs. You get<br />
Alabama . We get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you get to<br />
make the red states pay their fair share.<br />
         Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent<br />
lower than the Christian  Coalition&#8217;s, we get a bunch of<br />
happy families. You get a bunch of single moms.<br />
         Please be aware that Nuevo California will be<br />
pro-choice and  anti-war, and we&#8217;re going to want all<br />
our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you need people to<br />
fight, ask your evangelicals. They have kids they&#8217;re<br />
apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose,<br />
and  they don&#8217;t care if you don&#8217;t show pictures of<br />
their children&#8217;s caskets coming home. We do wish you<br />
success in Iraq , and hope that the WMDs  turn up, but<br />
we&#8217;re not willing to spend our resources in Bush&#8217;s<br />
Quagmire.<br />
         With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm<br />
control of 80 percent of the country&#8217;s fresh water, more<br />
than 90 percent of the  pineapple and lettuce, 92 percent of<br />
the nation&#8217;s fresh fruit, 95 percent of America&#8217;s<br />
quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners)<br />
90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech<br />
industry, most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living<br />
redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister<br />
schools, plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.<br />
         With the Red States, on the other hand, you will<br />
have to cope with  88 percent of all obese Americans (and<br />
their projected health care costs), 92 percent of all U.S.<br />
mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of  the tornadoes, 90 percent<br />
of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern Baptists,<br />
virtually 100 percent of all televangelists, Rush  Limbaugh,<br />
Bob  Jones University, Clemson and the University of<br />
Georgia.<br />
         We get  Hollywood and Yosemite ,  thank you.<br />
         Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red<br />
states believe Jonah  was actually swallowed by a whale, 62<br />
percent believe life is sacred unless we&#8217;re discussing<br />
the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say that evolution<br />
is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam was  involved in<br />
9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy b ** ***ds believe you are<br />
people with higher morals then we lefties.<br />
          By the way, we&#8217;re taking the good pot, too.<br />
You can have that dirt weed they grow in Mexico .<br />
          Peace out,  Blue States</p>
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		<title>McCain voters and Republicans, how do you feel about this?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 09:01:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ocdivorcelawyer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey Republicans Red States: How about this?!?!? If you don&#8217;t like the way the election is going, we, The Blue States, can form our own country. Which includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people [...]<p><a href="http://ocdivorcelaw.com/topblog/mccain-voters-and-republicans-how-do-you-feel-about-this">McCain voters and Republicans, how do you feel about this?</a> is a post from: <a href="http://ocdivorcelaw.com/topblog">OC Divorce Law</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey Republicans Red States: How about this?!?!?</p>
<p>If you don&#8217;t like the way the election is going, we, The Blue States, can form our own country. Which<br />
includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota,<br />
Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We<br />
believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and<br />
especially to the people of the new country of New California.</p>
<p>To sum up briefly:<br />
You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.<br />
We get stem cell research and the best beaches.<br />
We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood.<br />
We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.<br />
We get Harvard. You get Ole&#8217; Miss.<br />
We get 85% of America &#8216;s venture capital and entrepreneurs.<br />
You get Alabama .<br />
We get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you get to make the red states pay their<br />
fair share.</p>
<p>Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22% lower than the<br />
Christian Coalition&#8217;s, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of<br />
single moms.</p>
<p>With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80% of the<br />
country&#8217;s fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of<br />
the nation&#8217;s fresh fruit, 95% of America&#8217;s quality wines, 90% of all cheese, 90% of the high tech<br />
industry, 95% of the corn and soybeans (thanks Iowa!), most of the U.S.<br />
low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and<br />
Seven Sister schools plus Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.</p>
<p>With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope<br />
with 88% of all obese Americans (and their projected health<br />
care costs), 92% of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of<br />
the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all<br />
televangelists, Rush Limbaugh and Bob Jones University.<br />
We get Hollywood and Yosemite , thank you.</p>
<p>Additionally, 38% of those in the Red states believe Jonah<br />
was actually swallowed by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred<br />
unless we&#8217;re discussing the war, the death penalty or gun<br />
laws, 44% say that evolution is only a theory, 53% that<br />
Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61% of you crazy bastards<br />
believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties.</p>
<p>Finally, we&#8217;re taking the good pot, too. You can have that dirt weed they<br />
grow in Mexico</p>
<p>Peace out,<br />
&#8211;Blue States</p>
<p>looks like I hit a nerve with this question!!  <img src='http://ocdivorcelaw.com/topblog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  I love it!!<br />
Wow, you can really see how mean people can be here on Yahoo answers.</p>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 03:01:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Red States…” A Letter From The Blue! Dear Red States… We’ve decided we’re leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we’re taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren’t aware, that includes Hawaii, Oregon,Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial [...]<p><a href="http://ocdivorcelaw.com/topblog/alert-must-read-need-your-opinion">ALERT&#8230;MUST READ&#8230;NEED YOUR OPINION&#8230;.?</a> is a post from: <a href="http://ocdivorcelaw.com/topblog">OC Divorce Law</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear Red States…” A Letter From The Blue!</p>
<p>Dear Red States…<br />
We’ve decided we’re leaving. We intend to form our own country, and<br />
we’re taking the other Blue States with us.<br />
In case you aren’t aware, that includes Hawaii, Oregon,Washington,<br />
Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We<br />
believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially<br />
to the people of the new country of New California.<br />
To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.<br />
We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get Elliot<br />
Spitzer. You get Ken Lay.<br />
We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood.<br />
We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.<br />
We get Harvard. You get Ole’ Miss.<br />
We get 85 percent of America’s venture capital and entrepreneurs. You<br />
get Alabama.<br />
We get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you get to make the red states<br />
pay their fair share.<br />
Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the<br />
Christian Coalition’s, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a<br />
bunch of single moms.<br />
Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and<br />
anti-war, and we’re going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at<br />
once. If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have<br />
kids they’re apparently willing to send to their deaths for no<br />
purpose, and they don’t care if you don’t show pictures of their<br />
children’s caskets coming home. We do wish you success in Iraq, and<br />
hope that the WMDs turn up, but we’re not willing to spend our<br />
resources in Bush’s Quagmire.<br />
With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent<br />
of the country’s fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple<br />
and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation’s fresh fruit, 95 percent of<br />
America’s quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners)<br />
90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most<br />
of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and<br />
condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools, plus Harvard, Yale,<br />
Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.<br />
With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88<br />
percent of all obese Americans (and their projected health care<br />
costs), 92 percent of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the<br />
tornadoes, 90 percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern<br />
Baptists, virtually 100 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh,<br />
Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.<br />
We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.<br />
Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe Jonah was<br />
actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred<br />
unless we’re discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say<br />
that evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam was involved<br />
in 9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy b*****ds believe you are people<br />
with higher morals then we lefties.<br />
By the way, we’re taking the good pot, too. You can have that dirt<br />
weed they grow in Mexico.</p>
<p>Peace out,<br />
Blue States</p>
<p>By the way I agree with this Letter. Most republican states need a wake up call.<br />
Go Obama, we love you!!!!!</p>
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		<title>If the country were to split into blue states and red states, where would you rather live?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s the case for the blue states. You can definitely count me in!: In case you aren&#8217;t aware, that includes Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New California. To sum [...]<p><a href="http://ocdivorcelaw.com/topblog/if-the-country-were-to-split-into-blue-states-and-red-states-where-would-you-rather-live">If the country were to split into blue states and red states, where would you rather live?</a> is a post from: <a href="http://ocdivorcelaw.com/topblog">OC Divorce Law</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s the case for the blue states. You can definitely count me in!:</p>
<p>In case you aren&#8217;t aware, that includes  Hawaii, Oregon, Washington,<br />
Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New California. </p>
<p>To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states. We get stem cell research and the best beaches. </p>
<p>We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood.<br />
We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.<br />
We get Harvard. You get Ole&#8217; Miss.<br />
We get 85 percent of  America &#8216;s venture capital and entrepreneurs.<br />
You get  Alabama . We get two-thirds of the tax revenue; you get to make the red states pay their fair share. </p>
<p>Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian<br />
Coalition&#8217;s, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of<br />
single moms. </p>
<p>Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and anti-war,<br />
and we&#8217;re going to want all our citizens back from  Iraq  at once. If<br />
you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have kids they&#8217;re<br />
apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose, and they<br />
don&#8217;t care if you don&#8217;t show pictures of their children&#8217;s caskets coming<br />
home. We do wish you success in Iraq, and hope that the WMDs turn up, but we&#8217;re not willing to spend our resources in Bush&#8217;s Quagmire. </p>
<p>With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80% of the country&#8217;s fresh water, more than 90 % of the pineapple and lettuce, 92 % of the nation&#8217;s fresh fruit, 95 %of America&#8217;s quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners) 90% of all cheese, 90% of the high tech industry, most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools, plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT. </p>
<p>With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with<br />
88 % of all obese Americans (and their projected health care costs), 92 % of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the tornadoes, 90 % of the hurricanes, 99 % of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100 % of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia. </p>
<p>We get  Hollywood  and  Yosemite , thank you. </p>
<p>Additionally, 38 % of those in the Red states believe Jonah was<br />
actually swallowed by a whale, 62 % believe life is sacred unless<br />
we&#8217;re discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44 %say that<br />
evolution is only a theory, 53 %that Saddam was involved in 9/11,<br />
and 61 % of you believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties. </p>
<p>By the way, we&#8217;re taking the good pot, too. You can have that dirt weed they grow in Mexico . </p>
<p>Peace out,<br />
Blue States </p>
<p>BTW, Grump56, I&#8217;ve made it all the way to age 62 without EVER having used pot at ANY time in my life, in spite of living in the midst of a thriving university community in he 1960&#8242;s! The last statement is simply for those who CHOOSE to partake. It&#8217;s none of my business if they do&#8211;nor yours.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Red States: We regret to inform you that we have decided to leave. We intend to form our own country and we are taking the other Blue States with us. In case cannot follow this line of logic, just know that these include California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and the entire [...]<p><a href="http://ocdivorcelaw.com/topblog/is-this-as-funny-and-apropos-as-i-think-it-is">Is this as funny and apropos as I think it is? ?</a> is a post from: <a href="http://ocdivorcelaw.com/topblog">OC Divorce Law</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear Red States:</p>
<p>We regret to inform you that we have decided to leave. We intend to form our own country and we are taking the other Blue States with us.  In case cannot follow this line of logic, just know that these include California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and the entire Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to both new nations, especially to the people of the new country of New California.</p>
<p>To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states. We get stem cell research, the best beaches, and the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood.  We get Intel and Microsoft. You get Enron and WorldCom. We get Harvard. You get Ole&#8217; Miss. We get 85 percent of America&#8217;s venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama.  We get two-thirds of the tax revenue which means you get to make the red states pay their fair share.</p>
<p>Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition&#8217;s, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms. Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and anti-war.  Accordingly, we expect all our citizens to return from Iraq at once. If you still need people to fight, just go ask your evangelicals. They seem to be willing to send to their kids to their deaths for no purpose, and they do not care if you refuse to show pictures of the caskets coming home. We do wish you success in Iraq, and we do hope that the WMDs turn up, but we are no longer willing to spend our resources in Bush&#8217;s Quagmire.</p>
<p>With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent of the country&#8217;s fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation&#8217;s fresh fruit, 95 percent of America&#8217;s quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners), 90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT. With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88 percent of all obese Americans (and their projected health care costs), 92 percent of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the tornadoes, 90 percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia. We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.</p>
<p>Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred unless we&#8217;re discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say that evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties. Please take them with our compliments.</p>
<p>Peace out,</p>
<p>The Blue States</p>
<p>By the way&#8230;I did not write it.  I just wanted to pass it along.  I think it is the funniest think I have read in the past month.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s some questions i have to answer for a class and i really could use all the help i could get! I&#8217;m horrible in History and i know some of you out there are geniuses with it&#8230; please help me! 1. During John Quincy Adam’s presidency, the politician who prepared for the next election by [...]<p><a href="http://ocdivorcelaw.com/topblog/anyone-good-with-us-history-please-help">anyone good with US history PLEASE help.?</a> is a post from: <a href="http://ocdivorcelaw.com/topblog">OC Divorce Law</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s some questions i have to answer for a class and i really could use all the help i could get! I&#8217;m horrible in History and i know some of you out there are geniuses with it&#8230; please help me!</p>
<p>1.     During John Quincy Adam’s presidency, the politician who prepared for the next election by relying on his military reputation and portraying himself as losing the presidency in 1824 due to a ‘corrupt bargain’ was  (a) Henry Clay  (b) William Crawford  (c) William Henry Harrison  (d) Andrew Jackson<br />
2.     The native American nation forced to move from Georgia as a result of Jackson’s policies were the  (a) Seminole  (b) Cherokee (c) Sac (d) Choctaw<br />
3.     The southern politician who justified resistance to the Tariff of 1828 was (a) John Tyler  (b) John C Calhoun  (c) Andrew Jackson (d) Edmund Randolph<br />
4.     The new political coalition which emerged to challenge Democratic control in the 1830s was called the (a) Federalists (b) Republicans (c) Bull Moose  (d) Whigs<br />
5.     The famous book in which Alex de Tocqueville analyzed American society was (a) AMERICAN COMMONWEALTH  (b) DEMOCRACY IN AMERICA  (c) LIFE ON THE MISSISSIPPI (d) HARD TIMES<br />
6.     The most significant development in urban population trends from 1820-1860 was (a) stability of large cities (b) emergence of new towns (c) massive immigration from eastern Europe  (d) increase in the divorce rate.<br />
7.     Joseph Smith was the founder of (a) Shakers (b) Oneidans (c) Smithsonian Institution (d) Mormons<br />
8.     The Auburn System was a pioneering experiment in (a) insane Asylums (b) education for the blind (c) prison reform (d) communal living<br />
9.     William Lloyd Garrison’s views on slavery might best be described as (a) moderate (b) coldly logical (c) uncompromising (d) reflecting the northern viewpoint<br />
10.                         The second Great Awakening began as a counteroffensive to overemotional religious revivals (a) true  (b) false<br />
11.                         Before Texas gain independence in 1836, a major conflict between American settlers in Texas and Mexican government was (a) Mexico’s abolition of slavery (b) Mexico’s demand that all Texas residents speak Spanish (c) effect of the Missouri Compromise in Texas (d) the weakness of the Mexican government<br />
12.                         In 1840, California could best be described as un mistakenly Mexican, with only a handful of American settlers (a) True (b) False<br />
13.                         President Polk’s plans to defeat Mexico included (a) driving Santa Anna from power (b) invading Texas  (c) establishing a naval blockade of Mexican ports (d) taking possession of California and New Mexico<br />
14.                         The suggestion that slavery should be barred from the territory gained by the Mexican War was made by (a) Lewis Cass (b) David Wilmot (c) Henry Clay (d) Andrew Jackson.<br />
15.                         The original advocate of organizing territories on the basis of ‘popularity sovereignty was (a) Lewis Cass (b) John C Calhoun (c)Nicholas Trist  (d) David Wilmot<br />
16.                         The major American export in the middle decades of the 19th Century was (a) timber  (b) tobacco (c) wheat (d) cotton<br />
17.                         On the eve of the Civil War about____ of white southern families owned at least one slave (a) 78% (b) 50% (c) 25% (d) 10%<br />
18.                         Most of the industrial workers in the mid 19th Century lived in crowded squalid slums springing up in major cities (a) true (b) false<br />
19.                         Harriet Beecher Stowe’s novel which brought home the evils of slavery to many in the North was (a) Uncle Tom’s Cabin (b) Impending Crisis (c) 12 Years a Slave (d) Below the Mason Dixon Line<br />
20.                         Lincoln’s position on slavery displayed his (a) unwillingness to compromise (b) compassion toward the slave owner but condemnation of slavery (c) cynical attitude in politics (d) unfaltering hatred of slavery and slave owners.<br />
21.                         The first and only president of the Confederacy was (a) Robert E Lee (b) Alexander Stephens (c) Jefferson Davis (d) Howell Cobb<br />
22.                         The Civil War mostly effected women in the North by expanding their ‘proper spheres’ by working as army nurses and replacing male workers. (a) true (b) false<br />
23.                         The measures restricting former slaves to working in farming and domestic service were the (a) Reconstruction Acts (b) Scalawag codes (c) Redeemer codes (d) Black codes<br />
24.                         During the bitter days of Reconstruction, most Northerners (a) believed in giving blacks the vote (b) opposed true equality for blacks (c) were not concerned at al about blacks (d) completely supported the radical Republicans .<br />
25.                         The Fourteenth Amendment to the Constitution  became embroiled in a debate between blacks right and the rights of (a) Native Americans (b) whites (c) women (d) immigrants<br />
26. Id</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve decided we&#8217;re leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we&#8217;re taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren&#8217;t aware, that includes Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and the entire Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the [...]<p><a href="http://ocdivorcelaw.com/topblog/would-this-be-your-perfect-country">Would this be your perfect country?</a> is a post from: <a href="http://ocdivorcelaw.com/topblog">OC Divorce Law</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We&#8217;ve decided we&#8217;re leaving.  We intend to form our own country, and we&#8217;re taking the other Blue States with us.</p>
<p>In case you aren&#8217;t aware, that includes Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and the entire Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New California.</p>
<p>To sum up briefly:<br />
You get Texas, Oklahoma, and all the slave states. </p>
<p>We get stem cell research and the best beaches.<br />
We get the Statue of Liberty.  You get Dollywood.<br />
We get Intel and Microsoft.  You get WorldCom.<br />
We get Harvard.  You get Ole&#8217; Miss.<br />
We get 85 percent of America’s venture capital and entrepreneurs.<br />
You get Alabama.<br />
We get two-thirds of the tax revenue; you get to make the red states pay their fair share.</p>
<p>Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition&#8217;s, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms. Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and anti-war, and we&#8217;re going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once.  If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals.  They have kids they&#8217;re apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose, and they don&#8217;t care if you don&#8217;t show pictures of their children&#8217;s caskets coming home.  We do wish you success in Iraq, and hope that the WMDs turn up, but we&#8217;re not willing to spend our resources in Bush&#8217;s Quagmire.</p>
<p>With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent of the country&#8217;s fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation&#8217;s fresh fruit, 95 percent of America&#8217;s quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners) 90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools, plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal and MIT.</p>
<p>With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88 percent of all obese Americans (and their projected health care costs), 92 percent of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the tornadoes, 90 percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.</p>
<p>We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.</p>
<p>Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred unless we&#8217;re discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say that evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties.  Wow&#8230;takes your breath away&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.</p>
<p>By the way, we&#8217;re taking the good pot, too. You can have that dirt weed they grow in Mexico.</p>
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