McCain voters and Republicans, how do you feel about this?
Hey Republicans Red States: How about this?!?!?
If you don’t like the way the election is going, we, The Blue States, can form our own country. Which
includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota,
Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We
believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and
especially to the people of the new country of New California.
To sum up briefly:
You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.
We get stem cell research and the best beaches.
We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood.
We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.
We get Harvard. You get Ole’ Miss.
We get 85% of America ‘s venture capital and entrepreneurs.
You get Alabama .
We get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you get to make the red states pay their
fair share.
Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22% lower than the
Christian Coalition’s, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of
single moms.
With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80% of the
country’s fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of
the nation’s fresh fruit, 95% of America’s quality wines, 90% of all cheese, 90% of the high tech
industry, 95% of the corn and soybeans (thanks Iowa!), most of the U.S.
low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and
Seven Sister schools plus Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.
With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope
with 88% of all obese Americans (and their projected health
care costs), 92% of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of
the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all
televangelists, Rush Limbaugh and Bob Jones University.
We get Hollywood and Yosemite , thank you.
Additionally, 38% of those in the Red states believe Jonah
was actually swallowed by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred
unless we’re discussing the war, the death penalty or gun
laws, 44% say that evolution is only a theory, 53% that
Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61% of you crazy bastards
believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties.
Finally, we’re taking the good pot, too. You can have that dirt weed they
grow in Mexico
Peace out,
–Blue States
looks like I hit a nerve with this question!! 
I love it!!
Wow, you can really see how mean people can be here on Yahoo answers.
25 Responses
jenni_doll_1
08 Feb 2010
Maggie
08 Feb 2010
Why dont you just leave the country all together? Id really appreciate it.
Alison
08 Feb 2010
Go form your own country. Whatever makes you happy. I love that a Hawaii Governor was at the McCain rally on Saturday. she was awesome. No one knows the official results of the votes yet so do not assume. May the best MAN win.
xoshellyxo
08 Feb 2010
And u can spend eternity in hell with the baby killer and terrorrist lover
Katie
08 Feb 2010
haha nice..
this made me smile.
Steve
08 Feb 2010
We get 80% of the food production, You starve.
LOL, that is why our taxes are lower, because farmers write everything off.
republican08
08 Feb 2010
get a life.
DAR
08 Feb 2010
No, you have to carve out all of the Republican neighborhoods.
You know, the good bits.
Christy the Fact
08 Feb 2010
Va may have been red, but this year we are all blue!!!!
Pants
08 Feb 2010
Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22% lower than the
Christian Coalition’s, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of
single moms.
…..the bible belt is in the south…you are wrong
bubba
08 Feb 2010
that way you can tax the hell out of each other
Duchess X
08 Feb 2010
Sounds good to me!!
Blue Start-er!
Anna B
08 Feb 2010
You sir, are definatly whats wrong with this country.. and world for that matter.. I pity your stupidity.
Yamankaâ„¢ [Stra
08 Feb 2010
If it wernt for Republicans,
Everybody would be sitting around the campfire singing kumbaya, while other countries take advantage of us.
Terrorists would be in our backyards, and cowards would run our nation
general_jimbo
08 Feb 2010
I live in wisconsin and I am not leaving. Although the Dems can relocate to a different blue state if they wish. This Republican doesn’t appreciate your bullshit.
sweetpea
08 Feb 2010
go smoke some more …….you are a moron!
Patrick B
08 Feb 2010
ha ha ha, very funny. I live in Maine, we’re a blue state this time around. Which is weird because we’re the oldest and whitest state in the nation.
BoB likes to BBQ
08 Feb 2010
Why don’t ya suck my RIGHT NUT.
Jackie M
08 Feb 2010
Speaking from Alabama … go for it! See if you can live off of the land yourself … doubtful so have fun with your packaged, fake sugar, not real food … and I hope you live a long and fulfilling life to 60 with your cigarettes and pot.
You put too much time and "research" into this to have a real life. Waiting on the welfare check from us working down here?
TX loves Obama
08 Feb 2010
Not fair!!! I want to live in Texas, but I want to live in a blue state. I don’t want to live with fatty Lush Rimbaugh.
TGB
08 Feb 2010
Wow. I’m sure Obama and all the dems are so proud of you. I’m glad all democrats aren’t so arrogant and ethnocentric.
capricorn one
08 Feb 2010
why don’t you go suck something in one of your adult book stores
M B
08 Feb 2010
Wow! It’s so nice to see the kind of unity coming from the people that are voting for the Democrats.
Kat O
08 Feb 2010
I do NOT think dividing this country once again will help solve the problem- although history does tend to repeat itself…. it doesn’t make it right. United We Stand … Divided We Fall—
I was with you until you cut down the religious beliefs- I will stand by those rights until I die–
LET ME TELL YA S
08 Feb 2010
You might have hit a nerve, but im sure thats all your hittin you no life, virgin. Keep playin on your pewter.
What a fag!
Let’s see, I believe something along that line was tried some years ago in our nation’s history, something about trying to divide the nation into two countries, oh what was it called…….? Oh Yeah! The Civil War. As I remember correctly, both sides figured out pretty quickly it just wasn’t going to work. I don’t proclaim to be a Democrat or a Republican because I don’t believe in political parties, they are the worst thing that has ever happened to this country. Our own first President predicted political parties would "divide the nation", and that’s surely what they’ve done, it’s what they did then and it’s what they continue to do now. WHY DOES EVERYBODY HAVE TO BE SO HATEFUL? People ALL think differently and they always will. If everybody thought the exact same way, if there was no such thing as diversity of beliefs, the world would not be the interesting or productive place it is. So why is EVERY cause treated like such a FIGHT? Why are we so bound and determined to think EVERYBODY should believe what we do? Why does everybody have the attitude of "if you don’t agree with me, you’re wrong and that’s the end of it." Why do the same people who preach about our rights act as intolerant and closed minded as the ones they preach to? We talk everyday in this country about everybody’s right to have an opinion and believe what they want, and uphold everybody’s rights and freedom in support of tolerance and equality for everyone, sure, that’s what we say, but is that really what we mean? Because it appears our actual THOUGHT on this is, I will champion over your right to have an opinion and express it, AS LONG as it agrees with mine, but if you dare to take a different stand, I get to point the finger and paint you some sort of fanatic. I realize as humans, we tend to believe our way is the right way and as such want to persuade others to see our viewpoint, but is there not a mature, adult way to do that without making enemies of each other? We’ve got conservatives throwing dirt at liberals, we’ve got liberals throwing dirt at conservatives. Is there not a point we can just agree to disagree? What if we could all just sit back once in awhile and say "I have an opinion that I am entitled to, I feel strongly about it, and given the chance, I’ll make it known and defend my stance on it, but you know what? Just MAYBE, I don’t necessarily know everything all the time. Just maybe, even though I’m opposed to certain idea, doesn’t have to mean it’s the worst idea there ever was, and maybe it’s possible, even though I object to it, it should still happen none the less, because maybe there really is a good reason for it in the long run, even if I can’t see it now." I think we’d be much happier as a nation and get along much better if we didn’t feel the need to have such a militant opinion about everything all the time and we could come to the realization that I may see something one way and you may see it another, but it doesn’t have to mean we can’t find some common ground and learn to work together to make something good happen.